“Raped” NZ Man Spoke Australian After Wombat Assault

The Sydney Morning Herald reported a New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat, and sought their immediate help.He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

“I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out,” Cradock told the operator at the communications centre.

“Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know, I didn’t hurt my bum at all,” Cradock then told the operator.

Berno: Maybe it’s time to update those sheep jokes?

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